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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

cockandpokeballs:

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

flavoracle:

languill:

It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

I took calculus my senior year of high school, and I really liked the way our teacher framed this on the first day of class.

He asked somebody to raise their hand and ask him when we would use calculus in our everyday life. So one student rose their hand and asked, “When are we going to use this in our everyday life?”

“NEVER!!” the teacher exclaimed. “You will never use calculus in your normal, everyday life. In fact, very few of you will use it in your professional careers either.” Then he paused. “So would you like to know why should care?”

Several us nodded.

He picked out one of the varsity football players in the class. “You practice football a lot during the week, right Tim?” asked the teacher.

“Yeah,” replied Tim. “Almost every day.”

“Do you and your teammates ever lift weights during practice?”

“Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays we spend a lot of practice in the weight room.”

“But why?” asked the teacher. “Is there ever going to be a play your coach tells you use during a game that requires you to bench press the other team?”

“No, of course not.”

“Then why lift weights?”

“Because it makes us stronger,” said Tim.

“Bingo!!” said the teacher. “It’s the same thing with calculus. You’re not here because you’re going to use calculus in your everyday life. You’re here because calculus is weightlifting for your brain.”

And I’ve never forgotten that.

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
sixpenceee:
“  40 ton humpback whale leaps entirely out of the water, off the coast of South Africa.
Video by Craig Capehart | GIF by @sixpenceee
”

sixpenceee:

40 ton humpback whale leaps entirely out of the water, off the coast of South Africa.

Video by Craig Capehart | GIF by @sixpenceee

sixpenceee:
“103-year-old Ruline Steininger waited 90 years to finally vote for a woman president.
”

sixpenceee:

103-year-old Ruline Steininger waited 90 years to finally vote for a woman president. 

sexhertopieces:
“ stuffalextumbles:
“ Me for all of high school
”
This is so real.
”

sexhertopieces:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

This is so real.

sadlonelydepressedtrash:

sixpenceee:

userneedsname:

maritimeandspace:

sixpenceee:

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere. From here. 

Nope nope nope didn’t y'all ready that
@sixpenceee
story about the girl and the snow globe?

HAHAHA. NOPE NOPE NOPE INDEED

This is the story (I think)

nOONONONONoNO

sixpenceee:
“If you have a lucid dream, do not commit any acts of violence against the things you meet by reddit user professionalsuccubus
I had my first lucid dream at age nine.
I was in a decrepit neighborhood – rotting porches, peeling paint,...

sixpenceee:

If you have a lucid dream, do not commit any acts of violence against the things you meet

by reddit user professionalsuccubus

I had my first lucid dream at age nine.

I was in a decrepit neighborhood – rotting porches, peeling paint, Spanish moss hanging off dormers, the works. Mist swirled around my ankles as I walked slowly through the streets. Like an old video game, the horizon was both unchanging and unreachable.

I wandered around, in and out of the cobwebby houses. Although the streets were empty, the houses usually had a few ghosts floating around. There were a few children, but they were mostly old people, in various stages of decay. They never hurt me, nor did they speak. They just floated. Sometimes they’d follow me, but I never felt threatened.

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merelyappreciative:
“ scholaroftheuniverse:
“ devolvedbananas:
“ sixpenceee:
“Jacaranda trees in full bloom in Australia.
”
Jacarandas in bloom is the best part of springtime.
”
Jacadanda beats Cherry Blossom every time.
”
It’s like cherry blossoms...

merelyappreciative:

scholaroftheuniverse:

devolvedbananas:

sixpenceee:

Jacaranda trees in full bloom in Australia.

Jacarandas in bloom is the best part of springtime.

Jacadanda beats Cherry Blossom every time.

It’s like cherry blossoms on drugs.

sarrahcha:

sixpenceee:

These crown series are from elementalchild, @sixpenceee

I need all of these

cartierstudies:

sixpenceee:

The “White Lady” at Zentralfriedhof, Vienna Photo by: Marcus Propostus

you can literally see the translucency of the fabric despite this being made of marble. This is beyond amazing.

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theboycourt:

valykas:

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

Tom Holland on Avengers Infinity War

baku:

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great